Shademonger
rocketorca:

shuraiya:

nevereatdirt:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Zork
You type shit then do shit while you have to write shit down so you don’t get lost and die.

Professor Layton
Some guy drags you around England and makes you solve puzzles for no discernible reason while also putting you in mortal danger

Harvest Moon
Your grandpa dies. You inherit a decrepit farm. Every day, all day long, you work on a farm. Weeding, chopping wood, growing crops, taking care of livestock. Your success lies upon the growth of your farm and the social life you barely have time for.

Final Fantasy 6
Raggedy-ass terrorists fight a psychotic Juggalo and a retarded octopus. Special bonus extra long opera scene.

rocketorca:

shuraiya:

nevereatdirt:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Zork

You type shit then do shit while you have to write shit down so you don’t get lost and die.

Professor Layton

Some guy drags you around England and makes you solve puzzles for no discernible reason while also putting you in mortal danger

Harvest Moon

Your grandpa dies. You inherit a decrepit farm. Every day, all day long, you work on a farm. Weeding, chopping wood, growing crops, taking care of livestock. Your success lies upon the growth of your farm and the social life you barely have time for.

Final Fantasy 6

Raggedy-ass terrorists fight a psychotic Juggalo and a retarded octopus. Special bonus extra long opera scene.

(Source: mylittlefangirl)